continent-of-wild-endeavor:

teacupsandtimelords:

memewhore:

Fun Fact! Two Weeks Notice is not a REQUIREMENT in any sense of the word. It’s a nicety. A polite gesture, and only polite for the MANAGEMENT because THEY want time to find someone to replace you. They cannot withhold your last paycheck if you refuse to give two weeks notice, and they cannot force you to work the two weeks. Additionally, they cannot report that to any future employers who call them regarding your work history. In fact, they’re not allowed to comment on your performance AT ALL! Legally they are only allowed to confirm that you were an employee during the dates you list - anything else and they open themselves up to civil lawsuits in which they can be sued for damages for any number of reasons. So fuck Two Weeks Notice. if you work for a fucked company, they deserve to get fucked in return.

If you ever feel bad about not giving two weeks’ notice, or like you’re being unprofessional/unfair, think about this:

If your boss fired you, would they give YOU two weeks’ notice? Or would they have you escorted out of the building then and there?

Anything they don’t owe you, you don’t owe them. Fuck ‘em.

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bundibird:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

gamebiadvance:

video-store-clerk:

free-range-tiddies:

Can’t believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

Ok but I’d the second dude like…a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

[Transcript:

(the first person has text over them that says “being fat and wanting a girlfriend”)

First person: “See what’s behind this door..!”

(Door has text over it that says “fat girls” while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)

First person: “Noo, is there a bett-”

Second person: “ Yo it’s funny that there’s an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you’ve just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it’s never gonna happen for you mate. You’re really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you’re built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn’t- it really doesn’t. Could’ve kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race.”

End transcript.]

The moment that man started speaking -

That transcript up there is great, but it fails to mention that the second person? Has a voice like… warm caramel. Like a blanket on a rainy day. Like the gentle creak of an ancient tree in an even more ancient forest. A voice that’s a low, deep – far deeper than expected – warm, and has a soothing timbre that, honestly, I could listen to for hours.

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transclementines-moved:

angelicdevil:

pylertalma:

spiroandthelacktones:

blackfem:

survivablyso:

treetopblueberries:

ruby-white-rabbit:

askcosplaysenpai:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

originaldumbbaby:

loveazepam:

theocseason4:

Lets go bitches

Sgdgfhjsk I can’t believe you left out the replies

This picture stared at me in the women’s bathroom

this picture demanded to know whether or not i plan to get The Surgery

This picture has a stroller for their dog

This picture offered me essential oils and told me vaccines would poison my child.

this picture judged who i am based off of how many layers of clothing i’m wearing

this picture just called ICE on their neighbor, and then called their mom and talked about how good the pastor’s sermon on loving your neighbor was 

this pictured asked to touch my hair

This picture just called the homeowners association on me

Okay but this is the tweet I saw and I wouldn’t normally go to bat for people I don’t know, but they seem to actually be pretty genuine people who tend to stay in their own lanes, and are at the very least good sports about it.

This is wholesome

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brothersskeleton:

trickstertime:

aflo:

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

This is Margaret when she opens that email

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clownzoid:

clownzoid:

POPEYE?!?!??

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mango-pickle:

wilbursoot-brainrot:

helloitsbees:

b4rfs:

helloitsbees:

asofterepilogue:

helloitsbees:

helloitsbees:

this is entrapment

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

everyone lost

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

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